You Ain't Gettin Shit / Graphic Sweatshirt
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You Ain't Gettin' Shit Graphic Sweatshirt
Bring the sass to Santa season with our Retro Santa "You Ain't Gettin' Shit" Graphic Sweatshirt! This cheeky Christmas pullover features a vintage-style Kris Kringle with a mischievous smirk and a bold message for the naughty list.
Perfect for those who love holiday humor with attitude, this sweatshirt blends retro charm with modern sarcasm. Made from soft, cozy fleece, it's comfy enough for movie nights, office parties, or that annual family gathering you barely survive.
Sassy. Festive. Slightly unhinged just like your holiday season. Pressed on a Gildan Heavy Blend 18000 for that warm, cozy fleece feel that carries you from Christmas Eve chaos all the way to New Year's.
Why You'll Love It:
- Retro-style Santa graphic with a hilarious "You Ain't Gettin' Shit" quote
- Soft, warm cotton-blend fleece for ultimate comfort
- Guaranteed to make friends laugh and grandma gasp
- Perfect for Christmas parties, gag gifts, or comfy lounging
- Unisex fit — relaxed, flattering, and true to size
Pressed on a Gildan Heavy Blend 18000 Sweatshirt
Gildan Crewneck Sweatshirt 18000:
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester, 20 singles
- Heather Dark Green, Heather Dark Maroon, Heather Dark Navy, Heather Deep Royal and Heather Scarlet Red are 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green is compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107 high-visibility standards
- The Heavy Blend collection is made with a finer, high quality face yarn that helps reduce pilling
- Classic fit
- 1x1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
| Gildan Crewneck | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Body Length | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 |
| Chest Width (Laid Flat) | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
| Sleeve Length (From Center Back) | 33 1/2 | 34 1/2 | 35 1/2 | 36 1/2 | 37 1/2 |
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